Ethan's Recipe Book, Eat if you Dare

Ethan was watching me make pizza one day, and he decided to come up with his own recipes! Delicious, right??

Sarah's goldpancake bread
10 cups of milk
8 cups of sugar
70 drops of vanilla

Mix until you arm hurts!! put it on the stove 299 degrees put 800 pepperoni's on it!!!!!!! then serve
by, (buy), lots of pepperoni

No kidding, this is what it said. No changes at all.

Recipe for Phil's biscuit pizza's

ingredients

2 cups of flour
1 spoonful of cornmeal
1 full cup of milk
2 corn on the cob's (cut up)
1 cup of salt
2 spoons of sugar
4 teaspoons of shortening

bake for 50 min,, 359 degrees when it is out put sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then in the oven for 15 min. then serve

But that's not all of these recipes...

Anne's Cupcakes

1 cup of salt
2 cups of milk
4 cups of shortening
2 drops of vanilla
3 cups of flour

put sprinkles on it put in 15 min. then serve

So go ahead, try these recipes. But don't expect me to come over to help eat them up afterwards. I may be Cook Ethan's sister, but I also know that's too much salt!!!! And vanilla!!!! ANd milk!!!! AND sugar!!!!