Funny story

One day Ethan and Ana were cleaning their room. They decided to try the ever used push everything under the bed method.

So Mom came into the room to check their progress. To her amazement, everything was clean in record time! So, as she has been a mother for 16 years, she looked under the bed. And.... there was all the mess!

So Ana says to Ethan, "I told you she could lean over!"

Another story,

Mom was working with Ana on her letter sounds in the living room one day. Suddenly Ana stood up and shouted, "SANTA" Mom looked and there was a man working on the neighbor's roof with a red sweatshirt and hood on.

So today Ethan and Ana were discussing where Santa's reindeer were. He must have left them at home.

Just now we were trying to remember how the story went and Ana spoke up and said, "He WAS Santa!"

Ethan is always coming up with new, fancy, "big kid" phrases to use during his every day talking. He has used therefore and now then.

Ethan has informed Mom that he will live next to her until she and Dad die, then he is moving to Europe!

But see, he has also said that he will live in Europe, his wife will be a waitress in Australia, and their kids will live with Mom and Dad. And Mom will have to do his daughter's hair , (thinking of Ana), unless his wife comes back to do it.