A new member and a sermon

We have a new, temporary??, member of our family! An adorable, sweet, teensy, white kitten. We named it Violet, but have recently discovered it is in fact a boy. So we need a new name. Ana wants Sam. But I don't! Know any good, adorable, little kitten names? For a boy?? :-)

And for the sermon part. On Mom's birthday, we were given a very interesting sermon from our own Ana Mae! It was a very strange sermon. She had on a crown, held a purse, and was very, ummm..interesting.

Here are a few things she said that we HAD to write down...

"Chapter of LUCAS says..."

(Reading from the scriptures)- "The Lord of Jeremiah says 'The word of God will all decend!"

"You should advise God. Do you know what advise means?? It means you should love him and stuff."

"Chapter 66. The mean king squirrels the Lord. There are really evil kings in this life. There is a lady named Juicy. (laughter, so she changes the name) Juisus. She wants to marry the evil king. The evil stepmother decides yes. And they died in 1-6-5."

"It's true I guess. BE LORD OF THE KETCHUP! And mustard and chips and salsa!"

"BELIEVE the heaven of God! And don't sit in a cart and whine all day."
"BELIEVE in dreaming of eating cupcakes and puppies!"

"Chapter 65. Jeremiah Lisa will believe the heavens. BELIEVE a pen! BELIEVE the trees. and BELIEVE the light, and the chocolate!"

"BELIEVE the hand of the pizza!"

"And then my sister Vesey wil come and speak! Bye!"

This is SO bad! And so funny! She kinda gets all this, but definitely like a 6 year old! PLEASE do not take this "sermon" as a real sermon!! This is not biblically correct! ;-)